PAPARAZZI RELEASE! EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

Blind Item: What diva feline NEVER is seen snuggling with her so-called "husband" (rumored to be gaaaaaay, but we're not saying it)?

You be the judge!

What the CRAP is this?!

You want us to clean our teeth while we dine on treats?
We'll show you! We'll put them in our mouths, then spit them out.
That's how we roll.
$4.32 wasted, dear Agent!

Look What We Bought at the Store!

I hope The Agent kept the receipt, because I'm prepared to return him already!